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You know what time it is [13 Feb 2005|03:30pm]
[ mood | Over worked ]
[ music | Pink Floyd - Wish you Were Here ]

I was bored and it looked like fun


// Ver. 1
--Name: Devon X
--Birthdate: 2/9/89
--Birthplace: Winthrop
--Current Location: Oceanside
--Eye color: Hazel I guess
--Hair color: Dark Brown
--Height: A whopping 5'8"
--Righty or Lefty: Righty
--Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
--Innie or Outtie:My penis is an innie... Did that even make sence?

// Ver. 2 - Describe

--Your Heritage: European(mom's side) and Italian(dad's side)
--The Shoes You Wore Today: My nike shox -_-
--Your Weakness: You would like that wouldnt you
--Your Fears:Being alone
--Your Perfect Pizza: Hmmm black olives, ham, peppers, onions... everything else...
--One thing You'd Like to Achieve: Hmmmmmm graduating Highschool seems a bit to cliche', Ill go with trying to get my parents to let me visit AZ

// Ver.3
--What is your most overused phrase?:"Your mom" cuse Kenny got it stuck in my head forever
--Your first thoughts waking up: 5 more... hours
--The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Face probably
--Your best physical features: My 8 foot penis... O yes
--Your bedtime: When I feel like im tired..
--Greatest Fear: Reptitive bastard
--Your Most Missed Memory: Some good times in AZ

// Ver.4

--Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
--McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's.
--Single or Group Dates: Eithers good in its own circumstances
--Adidas or Nike: I have Nikes so ill go with that
--Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
--Cappucino or coffee: Toasted Almond from starbucks... mm
--Boxers or Briefs: I have nuts and a penis... Briefs suck boxers rule

// Ver.5

--Do you smoke?:Possibly
--Cuss?: Fuck that shit
--Sing Well?: Im good at everything I do pshhh
--Do you think you've been in love?: Meh maybe
--Want to go to college: Yups
--Liked High School?: I dont mind it... wait who the fuck am i kidding i hate it
--Want to get married?: Not just yet
--Type with fingers on the right keys:Yea Im pretty sure I do
--Get motion sickness: Not usually
--Think you're attractive: Not at all
--Think you're a health freak: Never
--Get along with parents:Some times
--Like Thunderstorms: Better then a blizzard

// Ver.6 - in the past month, did/have you:

--Consumed Alchohol: Yes
--Have Sex: Nope
--Made Out: Heh yea I have
--Gone On Date: Yea
--Go To the Mall: Yes
--Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Actually yes... kinda odd
--Eaten Sushi: Yea
--Gone Skating: Not in a long while
--Made Homemade cookies: No but I eat other peoples
--Been in Love: I dotn know
--Gone Skinny Dipping: Yes in the middle of winter... douche
--Dyed your hair: Nope
--Stolen Anything: Plenty

// Ver.7

--Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: Strip Taboo anyone... Dude we ruled that game... and I have played strip poker
--Been trashed or completely intoxicated: O yes
--Been caught "doing something"?: Well I havent been caught in my revolution yet its looking good
--Been Called a "Tease": WTF
--Shoplifted?: Yes

// Ver.8

--Age you hope to be married?: Whenever I want
--Numbers and Names of Children?: Dude... Im 16 fuck you
--How do you want to die?: Cadbury surprise, tub of beans, head against a curb, lick a hookers ass... All good options
--Where do you want to go to college: Dont know yet
--What do you want to be when you grow up?: Not sure... I was thinking Furor... or emperor... or Warlord... I like that one
--Most like to visit?: AZ

I commend you if you made it this far...

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Please do this [13 Feb 2005|12:59pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Nothing ]

If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, please post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened.

Then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you.


Please leave a comment whether I have known you a week or 10 years... it will be good to remember some stuff

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DEVON X [07 Feb 2005|07:26pm]
This entry is dedicated to my Revolutionary ideals... The Devon X revolution as it will futher be known as

The Devon X Decree:

1. All Shall wear the mark of the X somewhere on there body. Not on clothing but either penned on or tattoed on there bear skin.

2. None shall be over 6 foot tall. All that excede 6 feet will be faced with two options : 1. Below the knee will be severed and the person shall be put into a wheelchair and embrace the light of X. 2. All that refuse shall be banished. Or if I wish it so, killed.

3. No cops shall be posted. If a crime is commited I rule who dies for it, or a commity appointed by myself.

4. All will be treated equally. Unles you are homeless. If you are homeless you will be exterminated. You contribute nothing to society. Therefore you die.

5. Any discrimination against others for any reason will be dealt with swiftly and harshly.

6. There will be no police as stated, but my own personal army. They will enforce the law by my command. No trials, my word is law.

7. Independent thought will be encouraged as long as it is not hippie thoughts. I appreciate your ideals only if they deserve appreciation, fucking hippies.

8.All P.E.T.A. members will be killed, there families killed, there animals slaughtered.

9. Once monthly all problems will be adressed by me and dealt with, harshly if nessassary.

10. Rule shall pass to Jess ManRipper (Perry) in my stead, and then to Nova. There names are only lame because they can not excede mine in ulitimate awesomness.

11. Official State Religion: Grabinism, David Grabin is Arch Bishop

12. Immigration will only be legal if the immigrant opens a shop relating to the part of the world they came from. I.e. Arab- Gyro Stand Italian - Pizzeria etc.

13. There will be no pledge of allegiance said to me. You believe in the revolution, die, or leave. The choice is yours, and forcing you to pledge your alligiance is against my ideals.



My Official Stance On The Devon X Revolution

The X movement is not only to prove I am clearly better then everyone else and deserve to rule. It is about peace enfoced by my vision of peace. The X followers must assault any athority figure they can reach. I plead do not wait for your neighbor to start the revolution in your town but to start and have him follow you. Increase your strengths and gather the masses. Destroy the opressors around you and enforce your own law. Fight resistance switftly, leave none in your path. To gain true power there comes sacrafice. The followers of my cause will be rewarded ten fold after there deaths and none shall mourn you, but envy you. To achieve victory the stance must start on the home turf of the enemy. In goverment facilities, if possible march your followers onto the White House. Spread the movement and the army should be no match for the force of the sweeping X. Take down atleast 3 before you perish and consider yourself a hero. Deserters of the resistance shall be dealt with by any means of local groups. If you need to, kill there families. Show them what we stand for. When a group of revolutionaries reach the number of 50 alert me and elect a leader. Give them a catchy nickname or something. Make sure that the revolutionaries are true to the cause and will be able to hold a job when the revolution is over. We want know slackers or homeless, damn I hate them. Children can revolution there own ways; against parents that have not embraced the X and school systems that still make you say the pledge. When any area is overcome by the X alert myself and reinforcement will help you against the army and other things they may send at you. Please rebel for your own good and wait not for the approval of others.

Spreading the Cause

I enforce the use of Grafitti; Write on desks, spray paint walls and windows, Chalkboards, Whiteboards, wet cement. What ever you have the means to do, do. Tag with : Devon X, or like variations such as " All hail Devon X" or " Join the revolution today, Devon X."

Please copy this document on to your websites or link this page to your website. If you do not have your own webpage as a link in your profile.

If you dont feel like doing the above stated, just put Devon X in your profile or one of the other grafitti tags i previously stated.

Word of mouth. Tell your friends to join the revolution, and if they refuse, don't be friends with them. We are your new friends.


Please send me an email or leave a comment saying that you pledge to the cause of Devon X and leave any steps you may take to enforce the revolution. Any input is appreciated also, I may have missed something. And any hate mail sent is subject to be ridiculed on this site.

Written by Devon X, Revolutionary
2/7/05
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A good day [31 Jan 2005|07:20pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Kevin James - Sweat the Small Stuff ( Comedy Special) ]

Here again... I know how you all can't get enough

Woke up this morning by Barrie calling me ^_^

Went to school... sucked

Chnged my 9th period to 4th so i know have 9th off ... pwnt

Hung out with Barrie after and she scratched my back it felt sooooo good mmm

Had Roastys for dinner... not much else to say

I love you Barrrrrrrie

God

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BACK! [30 Jan 2005|09:25am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | Your My Home - Billy Joel ]

Miss me? Im sure you did

Things have actually happened in my life for once so it's time for another bible entry. I'll make this entry huge cuse im bored... Ill start with monday first day of midterm week

Monday- Snowed out of a midterm, Brian had the bright idea of robo tripping again so me Brian Corey and Alby Robo tripped at the Train station until the cops came and we got kicked out... scary as fuck... went walking around couldnt really think straight... Like at all... we were at schol 8 for a bit i think... something with snow thrones... then i was at nathans... not sure how, hung out with Barrie, Brian, Corey and whoever else was there... Went home and pretty sure i went straight to bed...

Tuesday- Not really sure... I remember in the morning i went down to the school (secretly to see Barrie but she didn't know that) Im trying to piece together what exactly happened... AHHH Jess helped me remember we went to mikes... a lot of people were there and then we all went down to Nathans (Barrie was there ^_^) Then me Kenny and Phil smoked a blunt i believe and Im pretty sure that was the end of my day... went home and passed out i would guess

Wedsenday - Went to the high school again for the same reason this time i went to some deli with Jess and corey b/c my job is to be a 3rd wheel we walked down to ihop to meet up with Barrie and her Freshman friends... Didnt stay long ended up going to Nathans with Corey and Jess then they went to Coreys i met up with Barrie we walked to the sands I got kicked out for attacking Tom Brando... Went to the middle school to pick up little kids that Barrie is friends with and saw all my old teachers... Villa Formia Then I walked back to Nathans and met up with...... uhhhh... Corey? Brian? Kenny? Not reallly sure... Did some other stuff i think not really sure

Thursday - Had Global in The morning, got to see Barrie before or after cant remember :D Failed it... Went to Annas with Jess Monica and amanda... I was the only sausage at a taco fest as they kept telling me over and over sara showed up then me amanda jess and Monica went to Burger King... Barrie met up with us and me and Barrie went to Nathans till she had to leave and i then went back to Annas... Had funny Kenny made out with Sarah awww... I tried running on a tredmi backwords and failed... and died... oww... we then went to Nathans where i played DDr with Anna amanda and Jess(not at the same time) on my back which hurt seeing as how i fell on my back on the tredmill earlier... stayed there till about 11 and then went home...

Friday - Test in the morning... Math it was easy... After i went to Marios with Barrie... talked about how funny it would be if we had sex on the table (LOL PIZZA AND PORN)I went back for my second test, went to mikes for a bit then to Nathans to meet up with Barrie... then me Barrie and John went to the mall... 2 hours in hot topic made me want to slit my jugular open... But it was worth it THen spent the night at nathans with a lot of people...

Saturday - Went to nathans with Corey in the morning... Walked to the sands, had to go into incredible feets and talk to my old boss about why i never showed up to work... yea sucked got a 25 dollar check though... weak... Went to Starbucks to see Barrie and then annoyed Kenny at F.Y.E... went to get my hair cut... Helped an 8th grader get ciggarettes i fealt terible... Then went back to nathans and after a while went to Burger king... I then left Everyone i was with to go see alby phil and Ben and blaze an L.. went to Coreys to see Jess get a tatoo... scary... then went back to Nathans cuse Barrie wouldnt stop calling me ^_^ And was there with Kenny Brian Grabin Rossetti Barrie of course and some others i think... Went home at 11 and that ends my week

So Ive been in a good mood cuse of Barrie and shit and I have had an eventful week... Till next time...

God

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Sick [06 Jan 2005|12:43pm]
[ mood | Being sick is amazing ]
[ music | Bush - Come Down ]

I've been sick since tuesday... It rules

While you assholes have been in school I've been home eating and smoking(weed) and theres nothing you fuckers can do about it... and for that matter I haven't had to leave my house since tuesday... More enjoyable then you would think... Corey visited last night and hes coming over again soon... Thats good fun... Ive watched atleast 20 movies... mmmm sickness to the max... But because of RX drugs im feeling better and am probably going back to school tommorow... that sucks I wish school would just explode... in all honesty boom. I really dont have much to say... I think im gonna go watch another movie now... Yea that sounds good... Peace

P.S. I hate you all...

God

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Doo dee doo [03 Jan 2005|11:40pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | The Beatles - Across the universe ]

Read the bible... love the bible... Well after my last post and realizing some people( those being my familiy and Rossetti) are still taking the time to read I figured I could take the time to update...

As for you not reading... your not gonna see this but it makes me feel better... GO FUCK YOURSELVES

I don't really have much to say...

X-mas was fine I got the LOTR and Harry Potter Dvds... cuse im a nerd... And plenty of money and clothes... Hey Rob I know your reading this, Don't think i didnt notice that you picked out the snowball shirt, no one else in your family string would have thought of that... thanks... Bari spent christmas at my house which was quite humiliating... My parents are fucking nut jobs... ecspecially my Mom who decided to drink, she doesent drink that often, and was wasted trying to hold a conversation with Bari... uggg... As for New Years Eve I wont go into details... pretty much I went to a party in Elmont and 15 beers , and maybe a little something else, later I found myself sleeping on 2 chairs while some chick and some guy were having sex on the floor below me... Mmm Love modesty... Nah but the keg party was fun and I did make it home the next day... somehow... then slept it away...

Today school started again... Didn't go to Chemestry or English though... I figured they werent important.

So leave a message and maybe I'll get back to you or maybe I'll crush you like the worthless piece of shit you are

Until next time
your almighty
all powerful
bad punctuation user
GOD

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REBIRTH [19 Dec 2004|09:24pm]
[ mood | pleased ]
[ music | Everclear -Summerland ]

I found it interesting )

Enjoy that... Im thinking of making a come back to my LJ IT SHALL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT and such and such

Aniwhoo 36 days till Winter-een-mas w00t

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Comparison-almost a years difference [07 Nov 2004|11:02am]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | Living on a prayer - Bon Jovi ]

I did this thing on my first Livejournal back in january of 2004 and im gonna do it again just to compare read both them if you love me

Read both then leave me a comment on which Devon you like more... Or die.


Me in January=
=Now=
Current mood: Bored.
Current music: Playlist. Blood,sex and booze by Greenday
Current taste: Piggies
Current hair: Short. Jew fro is coming back
Current clothes: No shirt no socks Blue polka dotted pj pants
Current annoyance: You
Current smell: Stuffy nose
Current thing I ought to be doing: Not being on the Computer
Current windows open: Buddy list, this shit, Instant messages, WMP
Current desktop picture: R.Dorothy from BIG O
Current favorite band: Everclear
Current book: Book of lost tales 1 (Tolkien owns you)
Current cds in stereo: Playlist...No stereo
Current crush: Females?
Current favorite celeb: The hot one
Current hate: You.

=Do I=
Smoke? Ciggies no pot yes
Do drugs? Of course
Have sex? Not for a while now
Have a dream that keeps coming back? Nope
Remember your first love? Sure y not
Still love him/her? Ummmmm nah hes a bitch
Read the newspaper? Yea
Have any gay or lesbian friends? Am i my own friend?
Believe in miracles? No
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Questionable
Consider yourself tolerant of others? Screw them, screw you
Consider love a mistake? Ummm your a mistake and i love you...Thats right
Like the taste of alcohol? Of course
Have a favorite candy? Nope.
Believe in astrology? Nah
Believe in magic? Nah
Have any pets? A dog and my sister(that mutt)
Go to or plan to go to college: Sure
Have any tattoos? Soon
Hate yourself? Nah not emo enuff
Have an obsession? Y not
Have a secret crush? Sure
Have a best friend? I guess
Wish on stars? Fuck them
Care about looks? SNARF!

=Love life=
Single or attached? Single once a more
Ever been in love? I dont know anymore no do i care
Do you believe in love at first sight? Sure y not
Do you believe in "the one?": Nah
Describe your ideal significant other: Give me head at will

=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? I wish
Have you ever been intoxicated? Yep
Favorite place to be kissed? Cock =P
Are you a tease? Yea im a big tease...HAH!
Shy to make the first move? Never shy isnt worth it

=Word association=
Rubber: ducky
Rock: hard
Green: thumb
Wet: sex
Cry: pussy
Peanut: butter
Hay: ho
Cold: shrinkage
Steamy:sauna
Fast: premature
Freaky: sex
Rain: FUCK!
Bite: please dont
Suck: me
Blow: me

RANDOM OUT-THERE QUESTIONS
Is punk rock dead?: Was it ever alive?
Vampires- cool or uncool?: Fake
Is the government going to hell?: No but you are
Do you know what AFI stands for?: A fucking infidel?
Wasn't the CareBear stare just the coolest thing when you were little?: Care what?
Summer or winter?: Spring bitch
What is the best form of art?: Sex
Are you allergic to poison ivy?: Not that i know of... whats that itch?
Ever hang out with Mr. Peace Pipe?: I own one
What year in school was the worst?: Was there a good one
arent cats just adorable: Na little furry fucks

HOW MUCH OF A LOSER ARE YOU?
# of friends on your b/l: 172
How many people have you kissed?: 4 or 5
Have you lost touch with friends in the past few years?: Yeah
# of people you talk to on the phone regularly: Ummmmm....

YOU PERVERT
Ever had sex?: Yea
Oral?: HELL YEA BIOTCH
Does the word "wang" make you laugh?: You said wang hahahahahhahahahaha

LET'S LEAVE ON A JET PLANE
Would you ever go "down under?": Australia no... in a sexual way sure
Road trips are great, huh?: NOT WITH THE FAMILY 3 TIMES ACROSS COUNTRY
Have you ever been on one?: Sure have
Have you ever gone out of the country?: Not yet
Would you ever live out of the country?: I guess
Let's go to India together: Ugg to many annoying dying people

ENTERTAINMENT
How about the drive-in?: Meh
What was the last movie you watched?: Pink floyd The wall... i thought i was stoned but i wasnt
The cutest actress is: Me
What about actor?: You
Best band: everclear
Ever been to a local show?: Yea
If so, what band did you see?: MAD WFV Treason zombie vandals... some others
Best music genre: NOT RAP
Do you like emo?: Nah im not that depressed
Ever gone to the opera?: NO!
What about a broadway play?: Nope

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE, SNIFFLE
So what did you think?: It got me in the mood for sex
What are you thinking?: COUNTER-STRIKE





Me now =
=Now=
Current mood: Tired.
Current music: Come sail away- Styx
Current taste: Nothing
Current hair: Jew fro again.. and sideburns cuse im lazy
Current clothes:Sweatshirt collared shirt underneath pants...
Current annoyance: Come sail away -Styx
Current smell: Nothing actually
Current thing I ought to be doing: Working
Current windows open: Buddy list, this and aim windows
Current desktop picture: A big turtle on a rock with a smiley face mug in the background
Current favorite band: Dont really have one
Current book: I believe im starting macbeth soon
Current cds in stereo: Wtf is a stereo
Current crush: Meh
Current favorite celeb: Cartman...
Current hate: Working a lot

=Do I=
Smoke? Ciggies yes pot occasionally
Do drugs? Not often
Have sex? Not for an even longer while
Have a dream that keeps coming back? Nah
Remember your first love? I dont really know anymore
Still love him/her? Who knows
Read the newspaper? Yea
Have any gay or lesbian friends? Not really
Believe in miracles? Nope
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? How do I know
Consider yourself tolerant of others? Well enough
Consider love a mistake? Could be
Like the taste of alcohol? Depends on what kind
Have a favorite candy? Not really
Believe in astrology? Nope
Believe in magic? Nah
Have any pets? Nothing will beat my original responce so this will be left blank
Go to or plan to go to college: Hopefully
Have any tattoos? Nope not for a while
Hate yourself? Depends when you ask
Have an obsession? Not really
Have a secret crush? Nope
Have a best friend? Yea
Wish on stars? Not ina long time
Care about looks? Not really

=Love life=
Single or attached? Still single
Ever been in love? Yea i was
Do you believe in love at first sight? Life is never that easy
Do you believe in "the one?": Nope
Describe your ideal significant other: Someone that will scratch my back when im itchy

=Juicy stuff=
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? Still wishing
Have you ever been intoxicated? Yea
Favorite place to be kissed? Heh my neck im a fag i know
Are you a tease? Nope im not that cool
Shy to make the first move?A bit

=Word association=
Rubber:Suit
Rock: On
Green: Day
Wet: willy
Cry: wahhhh
Peanut:butter
Hay: ho
Cold: Snow
Steamy: Sex...
Fast:Bari Melker haha
Freaky: Deaky..
Rain: wet
Bite: me
Suck: dick
Blow: job

RANDOM OUT-THERE QUESTIONS
Is punk rock dead?: Not my problem is it?
Vampires- cool or uncool?: Im still going with fake
Is the government going to hell?: Bush owns hell by now
Do you know what AFI stands for?: A flame inside i believe
Wasn't the CareBear stare just the coolest thing when you were little?: Still not sure what that is
Summer or winter?: Winter
What is the best form of art?: Photography
Are you allergic to poison ivy?: Not sure
Ever hang out with Mr. Peace Pipe?: A few times *_*
What year in school was the worst?: Probably 6th
arent cats just adorable: I still hate those little bastards

HOW MUCH OF A LOSER ARE YOU?
# of friends on your b/l: 156
How many people have you kissed?: 6 or 7
Have you lost touch with friends in the past few years?: Yea
# of people you talk to on the phone regularly: 2 or 3

YOU PERVERT
Ever had sex?: Still yes
Oral?: A few times
Does the word "wang" make you laugh?: not really

LET'S LEAVE ON A JET PLANE
Would you ever go "down under?": Australia sounds nice
Road trips are great, huh?: Depends on who your with
Have you ever been on one?: A few times
Have you ever gone out of the country?: Yea
Would you ever live out of the country?: I wouldnt mind
Let's go to India together: Yea still to many people dying and bleeding on you

ENTERTAINMENT
How about the drive-in?: Not a fan
What was the last movie you watched?: I saw Gothika again the other night...
The cutest actress is: Halle Berry
What about actor?: I dont know..
Best band: Not sure
Ever been to a local show?: Yea
If so, what band did you see?: MAD WFV Treason zombie vandals... some others ( leaving this one alone)
Best music genre: Rock, mostly classic
Do you like emo?: Nope it annoys me
Ever gone to the opera?: Nope
What about a broadway play?: I want to see moving out but who knows


TIME TO SAY GOODBYE, SNIFFLE
So what did you think?: wasted time
What are you thinking?: Hmmmmmmmmm


Uggg

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Uggggg [07 Nov 2004|08:26am]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | A bunch of beatles songs(Breakfast with the beatles) ]

Sorry i havent updated in a long ass time but nothing happens during the week that is uber important and didnt really have the time so i just kinda forgot about my bible...

So anywho

Week went by fine nothing really major happened...

Friday i went to Valley stream with Kenny and Gary, I ate a Gyro Mmmmmmmmmmmm Gyro's...Mmmm... Mmmm... Went home played CoH for a bit went to my room played san andreas for a bit passes the fuck out...
Saturday I worked until 6 like usual then went to burger king to meet up with Danny josh Ben and someother kid(refuse to mention his name cuse he = annoying little piece of shit... Went to Nathans and met up with Alby and Phil... chilled tere ate some hush puppies... Jordan and Jessie showed up and left to go pick up... Kate came and chilled with us... Hmmmm what else o yea This is a funny story

Alby and phil went missing so me Josh went looking for them and me and Kate followed... As me and Kate passed by the Dumpster near the generatos behind pizzaiola a phone rang out of nowhere... There was a fucking fone ringing in the dumpster... so me being the dipshit i am found the fone and picked it up... some old lady was like WHO IS THIS WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS FONE... I was like "Uhhh i found it in a dumpster do you want me to bring somewhere." She was like YES 3225 OCEANSIDE ROAD LEAVE IT IN THE MAIL BOX
So being the dipshit i am dragged danny kate and joshh to Oceanside road with me to go return this ladies fone... Found the house knocked on the door shes like WHO THE FUCK IS IT... Im like calm down lady i found a fone... Shes like put it in the mail box and leave now im like whoa ok bitch ... waste of my fucking time being nice is for pussies...
Went back to the generators met up with everyone and smoke d a realllllly fat blunt... The roach alone was a massive dense bowl packing... after that wandered to school 4 had to jump a fence which sucked... Smoked a joint... Fun fun... then like everyone started to leave and shit so i ended up coming home... Passed out in my bed like the second i hit the bed i was asleep...

Now its mornign and im at work like usual tired as fuck and im going to spend the next few hours bored as fuck starting at a comp screen... Meh I wanna go home

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Long time no see [01 Nov 2004|11:11pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | TeamSpeak ]

OK i havent updated in a while... Ill do a quick over view

Friday- Bought a ps2 and san andreas , went to the high school smoked a bowl, went home played san andreas all night

Saturday- Worked all day came home and there was a party at my house, Smoked some chron (not unsusal for this weekend) and something a little stronger (I wont post it so aske me online if ou want to know) and then played some san andreas and like passed out...

Sunday- Work all day again( my life sucks, came home chilled with josh danny and alby alby left me danny and josh got egged... a lot... Fuck halloween Smoke a J with amanda came home played more San andreas

Today ruled all other days

School sucked

Came home lost money in poker

Then the fun happened

Me and kenny had nothing to do so we ended up at nathans right... Well from there we ended up playing 5 hours of Dance Dance Revolution(DDR)... My body is broken my spirit wrecked but god was it fun... Holy shit its my new weekly work out monday nights me and kenny 9 dollars = 12 games Ooooo Right

Now im gonna lounge around... probably jerk off... If i have energy left... O yes i said it JERK OFF... Get over it you do it too

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Go away, Sunny day [28 Oct 2004|09:35pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Travelin' Prayer - Billy Joel ]

This morning was odd Danny didnt call... But more life threats were made... School sucked....I met my new teacher for english.... shes a crack head... She was all like zoned out and shit... fucking nuts...didnt go to 9th period... had a sub

Got off of school and went to work... 3-9 shifts fucking suck... The weekend starts tomm night though thank fucking god...

Friday = Me buying Sanandreas and a ps2 + hanging out with Kenny Rosetti and someone else + Then hanging out with Ross + staying up all night playing sanandreas (ideal scenario)
Saturday = work from 10-6 then going to a halloween... I think weed was in the pamphlet...
Sunday = Work from 7am-5pm(sucks) then going to hang out with arielle and Spov and toke up... Fun fun

God my life rules

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A day in the life... [26 Oct 2004|09:04pm]
[ mood | lazy ]
[ music | A day in the life - Beatles ]

Ok is it just me or is this week going by fucking slow as hell... I cant fathom that it is only tuesday...

God I hate mornings... Woke up again to the sounds of death threats... To quote "Devon if you dont get of your lazy fucking ass right now I'm coming up there with a knife"... Well maaybe it was more around the lines of wake up and leave but i like my version better...

Danny called again... had to meet him in front of my house... Met Amanda on the way to hell and smoked a stoge(Amanda had two cause shes a dirty chain smoker =))

I then proceded to Italian and had a test apparently(sleeping through class + test in that class = pop quiz if you didnt know)

Math went fine got another crack pop... Those lollipops are fucking nuts i jizz myself at the thought...

Test in Hickey tommorow... Im so fucked

I didnt go to english today, ended up spending the whole period in the English resource center waiting for Mr. Butti(pronounced butty... hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha) And talking to my English teacher from last year... aww how i loved her

I had a natural helpers meeting during lunch which is always fun because some annoying brat always has a problem that takes the whole damn period to talk about her unimportant problem when the people with real issues dont get a chance to say SHIT. Ahh fun

I got 2 packs of stoges for 6 bucks... I rule...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I had to confront Mrs. Kelly about why I cut her class yesterday which is never fun... Ended up shitting my way out of a referal...cuse I rule...

I then had to run my way home to get my shit and go to work... 3-6... easy shift... I was so fucking tired for some reason though around that time

Walked home -_-

Now im sitting here and shit and I believe I'm going to play some City of Heroes... Mmmm

O yea and Michelle Rodgriguez Cottis is in the Ku Kluks Klan... As demonstrated by this
TiNkErBeLL x 120: kkk
Tha Batousai: White supremace...
TiNkErBeLL x 120: supermace?
Tha Batousai: Your a damn kkk member
TiNkErBeLL x 120: how am i kkk member?
TiNkErBeLL x 120: i dont have blonde hair or blue eyes
Tha Batousai: TiNkErBeLL x 120: kkk
Tha Batousai: Nazi
TiNkErBeLL x 120: ooooooooooooooo
TiNkErBeLL x 120: haha
TiNkErBeLL x 120: my bad
Tha Batousai: Damn right your bad...




Had to add on this... I just found a shit load of 90's songs on my computer... Im in some weird flash back this is nuts this is my play list

Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
Basket Case - Green Day
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
Mr. Jones - Counting Crows
Closing Time - Semi Sonic
Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something
What it's Like - Everlast
Inside Out - Eve 6
Hey Jealousy - Gin Blossoms
You Get What You Give - New Radicals
The Freshman - The Verve Pipe
Light Shine Down - Collective Soul
How's it Gonna Be - Third Eye Blind

All I need now is some Hootie and the Blowfish and I'm ready for death

If you know atleast half these bands / Songs Leave a comment and I will love you forever.

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Uggg... Needed a survey to christen my LJ [26 Oct 2004|07:49pm]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | If I only had the words (To tell you)-Billy Joel ]

IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, HAVE YOU

[ ] written something on your body
[ ] made a wish
[X] tied your shoes
[ ] eaten cake
[ ] signed a contract
[X] made something explode
[XXX] directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry
[X] sent something through the US mail
[X] been very angry
[ ] gone a day without eating
[X] watched more than three different television shows
[ ] prayed
[X] had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
[X] been intoxicated by any substance
[X] thrown up
[X] gotten paid
[X] gone a night without sleeping
[ ] broken something you like by accident
[ ] envied someone very strongly
[X] finished an artistic project
[X] hated
[ ] fucked
[X] given a thumbs up
[X] slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
[X] been drunk
[X] smoked pot
[ ] rode in a taxi
[ ] been dumped
[ ] been fired
[ ] been in a fist fight
[ ] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
[X] snuck out of your parent's house
[ ] been arrested
[ ] made out with a stranger
[ ] went on a blind date
[X] lied to a friend
[ ] had a crush on teacher
[ ] been to europe
[XXXXX] skipped/stayed home from school when you weren't sick

DO YOU

[ ] have a bf
[ ] have a gf
[ ] have a crush
[ ] feel loved
[X] feel lonely
[X] feel happy
[X] hate yourself
[X] have a dog
[X] have your own room
[X(only some] listen to rap
[X] listen to rock
[ ] listen to soul
[ ] listen to techno
[ ] listen to reggae
[ ] paint your nails
[X] have more than one best friend
[X] get good grades [for the most part]
[ ] play an instrument
[X] have slippers
[X] wear boxers
[ ] wear black eyeliner
[X] like the color blue
[X] like the color yellow
[ ] cyber
[X] like to read
[ ] like to write
[ ] have long hair
[ ] have short hair [its a lil below my shoulders]
[X] have a cell phone
[ ] have a laptop
[ ] have a pager

ARE YOU

[X] ugly
[ ] pretty
[ ] okay
[X] bored
[X] happy
[X] bilingual
[X] white
[ ] black
[ ] asian
[ ] mexican
[ ] short
[X] undecided on your height
[ ] tall
[ ] sick
[X] lazy
[X] single
[ ] taken
[X] looking
[ ] not looking
[X] talking to someone
[X] IMing someone
[ ] scared to die
[X] tired
[X] sleepy
[X] annoyed
[ ] hungry
[X] thirsty
[ ] on the phone
[ ] in your room
[ ] drinking something
[ ] eating something
[X] ticklish
[X] listening to music
[ ] homophobic
[ ] racist
[X] sexist


There my live journal is now official i did a dumb survey

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First entry [25 Oct 2004|10:13pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Billy Joel - Somewhere along the line ]

Ok Ross made this thingy and now i suppose it is my responsibility to "Update" it on a daily basis or quite close to it... I guess... Ok lets start with my day shall we

Mom woke my ass up by screaming at me like usual and I proeceded to yell back that I'm up which is always a lie. I met Danny outside like usual but that little fucker didn't have a ciggarette so i went the whole school day with out one. That there pissed me off... Slept through first period still pretty normal. Math went well for once got my first passing test grade and those crack like dance team lollipos... Mmmmm... Then i went to Hickey where i got sent out twice... One for not being ready quick enough and the second time for telling a bad joke... God that was annoying... And then i had to go to my councelor to get my schedule changed. Dropped honors english cuse im dumb and now im in Grey and Toby's class which rules and even better my new english teachers mom died ... Dont get me wrong im not evil just means i dont exactly have english till thursday. And then the rest of the day went smooth until Kenny MADE me cut 9th period to go to quick stop and get stoges... Which was worth it... So me Rosetti Brian and Kenny went to quick stop got stoges and Rosetti went back to school while me, kennty and brian played poker. Corey Pech showed up with Grabin played some more poker lost 12 bucks (fuckers) and then proceded to sit around and eat... O yea and if you didnt see my shirt today it implied me being a flagrant homosexual... And the truth is... Brian loves the cock... O but as for me cutting 9th period i was missed as deomstrated by this...

Splurchner: where were u 9th today
Tha Batousai: ... THERE I WAS THRE I SWEAR
Splurchner: HAHAHAHA

Yes i am loved

I swear my following entries will be better just kinda tired right now... o yea and this is Rosetti tripping out

FuNyGuY5888: No sleep for me.
Tha Batousai: Awww
FuNyGuY5888: Just uber... uber drowsy
Tha Batousai: Whatd you take
FuNyGuY5888: I found more nyquil...
FuNyGuY5888: 6 doses
FuNyGuY5888: Not having fun
FuNyGuY5888: seriously... losing touch with reality...
Tha Batousai: That is fun
FuNyGuY5888: its freaking me out like mad
Tha Batousai: Lay down and think
FuNyGuY5888: I have been... but I thought I did my homework again..
FuNyGuY5888: .this happened last time I took nyquil
Tha Batousai: Lol
FuNyGuY5888: I thought I did all this work and ate dinner
FuNyGuY5888: but i was really asleep on my desk
Tha Batousai: LOL
FuNyGuY5888: i thought i got into a fight with my dad too
FuNyGuY5888: it was so fuckin weird
FuNyGuY5888: i think im comin off it kinda though
Tha Batousai: Yea dxm rules

Ok see ya next time... Same bat time same bat channel... A little over some of you guy's heads...

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doody? [25 Oct 2004|10:08pm]
[ mood | retarded ]
[ music | Pearl Jam - Daughter ]

yea checking to see if this shit i did for devon is working, u kno, a trial run, what the fuck do u care, stop reading this.....i said stop.......FUCKING STOP!

~ross

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